My own contributions to the internet’s ever expanding vocabulary. Wayne is not a real person, but he is based on one. You know who you are, Bart.
- Reccofail- A terrible recommendation from a friend.
"Dwayne suggested we watch Weekend at Bernies II, but it was another reccofail. What a wank."
- Judgerview- After making a poor recommendation (i.e., for a book, movie, restaurants, swinger's club), you forever judge that person for liking it to begin with.
"Dwayne is such a freak. He suggested we watch Azz Blasters 12 in 3-D at the Multiplex. I can't even look at him anymore, my judgerview is always on around him."
Jamie Wasserman is to book writing what Paul Reubens was to sitting in the back row of movie theaters. Check out my stuff on Amazon or your wherever your favorite non-discriminating book sellers can be found.
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