1. He drove an Impala his entire life. You know who else drove an Impala? Ice-Cube, that's who.
"I think I made the wrong turn for Make Believe Land."
2. He could break-dance better than Ice T in Breakin 2: The Electric Boogloo. And more importantly, he never dressed like this:
3. He wrote his own music and played his own instruments. If you disqualify two turntables and a microphone as legitimate instruments, that leaves only about two rappers who can hold their own to Mister Rogers. And one of those is, sadly, Flava Flav.
A second after this picture was snapped, he smashed his guitar on the stage, threw a gang sign, and shouted, "Rogers out!"
4. His 'posse' included Yo-Yo Ma and Koko the Gorilla. So yeah, he had street cred with other musicians and more muscles at his back than Vince McMahon.
Don't even think about making fun of his sweater!
This one's for you, Mister R!
I would've poured a 40, but Mister Rogers would not have approved.